Life's most important lessons, as observed from the floor — napping strategy, refrigerator patience, and unconditional love, from a goldendoodle with a PhD. Piled Higher and Deeper.
Hank's Field Data · Peer-Reviewed by the Couch
Hank is a doodle of indeterminate mix and absolute certainty. He naps without guilt, eats with enthusiasm, forgives in four seconds flat, and loves the people in his house with his entire body. This book is his. His human merely took dictation.
Each chapter, distilled from years of rigorous fieldwork on the living-room floor.
The art of waiting for what you want — and then wanting something else.
Sniff first. Judge never. Everyone has a treat eventually.
I do not live in the past. The past has no squirrels.
Seventeen napping positions. I call this yoga.
The couch is mine. I allow you to sit there out of generosity.
Run in a large circle for no reason. This is enough.
I will follow you to the bathroom. This is love.
I have fallen off the couch twice this week. I am fine. I am great.
You left for eight hours. I have already forgiven you. Let's move on.
I was put here to be loved and to love back. My calendar is full.
Every Signed & Pawed Edition is hand-stamped on the title page with Dr. Woofington's authentic paw print — something no algorithm, warehouse, or very large river can offer.
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Get the Signed & Pawed EditionEvery lesson, on the device you were told to put down. Hank forgives the irony.
Paw-stamped title page, personal note, custom pouch. The one Amazon can't do.
The classic. Excellent for reading, and — Hank notes — for resting one's chin upon.
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— Dr. Hank Woofington, PhD